Just Kidding

I'm amazed at how many kids I've seen walking the streets of Tokyo alone. The other day I saw a kid about four years old out on his own. If you want to rape and kill a child, Tokyo is the place to do it. I know what you're thinking - what about Thailand and the Philippines? There you can pay a parent $5 and they'll give you the kid. That's like shooting fish in a barrel. Here, they assume their kids are safe. There are a couple of downsides, of course. Firstly, I've heard the girls here giggle and it's a really awful noise. There's no telling what sound they'll make when you rape and kill them. Secondly, they WILL come back from the dead to torture and kill you in the most horrible way that you can't even imagine.

Of course, I think I'm jealous that there's still a civilized country where kids are safe to walk around the streets by themselves and it's none of the countries I'm from.

Umm ... Yum?

Now why would I pay for a meal I can make at home ... with all natural ingredients, unprocessed, and loads more sauce than at a restaurant. And if you don't know what bukkake is, I really envy your innocence (and suggest you click on the link to end that innocence). The clencher clincher? - the restaurant is in a hood called Ichigaya.