Ashamed of your repugnant restroom rectal recitals? Of course you are. Never fear, the Japanese have found a solution. Hit the music note button and the sound of fake flushing fills the cubicle, masking any poop sound you might make. Sure I tried it. It's a very tinny sound, like something you'd download off a PNP network. There's volume adjust, so you can perfectly match your bowel movement ... lower volume if you've just has a croissant and level "11" for that bean curry you had the night before.
All well and good. But it took me 5 mins to find the REAL flush button, which was on the back of the pipe behind the toilet and unmarked.
(Thanks to Muir for title suggestion.)
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