Wednesday, April 4, 2007

FDA* Approved




Wow. Roll your cellulite away with these sexual-massage device lookalikes. Or want to lose weight with no effort at all? Try these socks and stockings that apparently burn up calories just wearing them.

There's even a pic of a pig on the packaging in what must be the lamest example of subliminal advertising EVAR! Do they really think that people are stupid enough to believe if you wear these socks or stockings, you'll lose weight? Sheesh! How pathetic, dumb and self-conscious about our physical appearance do they think we are?

Socks are $40 each and I will take orders via email.

(FDA = Fat Dumpy Asians)

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